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Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

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Post by far3dz on Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:14 am

Udin baru berusia 14 tahun. Dia tahu yang minggu depan kakaknya yang sulung akan berkahwin.

"Kakak... kenapa akak mesti kahwin?" Tanya Udin petah.

"Nanti Udin dah besar, Udin tau sendiri la... ", jawab Kakak Udin.

Nyata Udin tidak berpuas hati dengan jawapan tersebut.

Esoknya seperti biasa, Udin akan bertandang ke rumah Harun dan Karim apabila balik dari kelas mengaji Quran. Harun dan Karim merupakan sahabat baik dan mereka menyewa sebuah rumah berhampiran dengan rumah keluarga Udin. Mungkin kerana sama-sama masih teruna, Udin selesa duduk melepak di rumah Harun dan Karim walaupun umur mereka jauh berbeza.

Semasa Udin sampai ke rumah bujang tersebut, Harun dan Karim sedang asyik menonton cerita kegilaan mereka, CSI-Vegas.

"Harun, kau tolong garu belakang aku! Aduh, gatalnya!" Pinta Karim.

"Ah, tak kuasa aku! Tulah! Aku suruh kahwin kau tak nak. Kalau tak, boleh gak bini kau tolong garu belakang." Balas Harun pula.

Udin tiba-tiba berasa amat gembira. Kini dia sudah dapat jawapannya.

"Kakak! Saya dah tahu sebab apa kakak kahwin!" Kata Udin dengan girang.

"Sebab apa?" Tanya Kakak Udin.

"Sebab gatal belakang!" Jawab Udin yakin.

Bapa mereka yang terdengar perbualan Udin dengan kakaknya itu menyampuk,

"Salah nak... sebenarnya gatal depan... .

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by et0n on Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:18 am

hehehhehee..siot jek bapak dia tu kan... lol!

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by Mr.Puaka on Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:30 am

hahaha... salah nak sebenarnya gatal depan.. ahahahahahaha.. mari aku tulung kakak si udin garukan. Razz

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by napie_4789 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:32 pm

gatal tang mana 2???
awat x panggil cek.....
bleh cek tolong garu kan..
huhuhuh.......

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:40 pm

aduyaii!!! gatal tang situ gak nk hang garukan!!! sengal!!

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by napie_4789 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:53 pm

aL_BeLLa wrote:aduyaii!!! gatal tang situ gak nk hang garukan!!! sengal!!


sengal la plak....
td kate gatal.....
mne 1 yg btol ni???

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:01 pm

napie_4789 wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:aduyaii!!! gatal tang situ gak nk hang garukan!!! sengal!!


sengal la plak....
td kate gatal.....
mne 1 yg btol ni???

mane2 je la u!!

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by napie_4789 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:05 pm

aL_BeLLa wrote:
napie_4789 wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:aduyaii!!! gatal tang situ gak nk hang garukan!!! sengal!!


sengal la plak....
td kate gatal.....
mne 1 yg btol ni???

mane2 je la u!!


haha....
cik adk kite ni,tgh bengang ke ataupn bangang???

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:07 pm

napie_4789 wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:
napie_4789 wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:aduyaii!!! gatal tang situ gak nk hang garukan!!! sengal!!


sengal la plak....
td kate gatal.....
mne 1 yg btol ni???

mane2 je la u!!


haha....
cik adk kite ni,tgh bengang ke ataupn bangang???

adess hang ni ngah cari pasai ke???

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by hafiz_mivec88 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:15 pm

x cr pasal tu,,dia cr pasangan tu wakakakaa

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:18 pm

hafiz_mivec88 wrote:x cr pasal tu,,dia cr pasangan tu wakakakaa

hang wt lawak ke?(D) agak la wey,ner tau die dh beristeri ke??wahkaka nk berpoligami ke bang oii!!??

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by napie_4789 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:19 pm

aL_BeLLa wrote:
napie_4789 wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:
napie_4789 wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:aduyaii!!! gatal tang situ gak nk hang garukan!!! sengal!!


sengal la plak....
td kate gatal.....
mne 1 yg btol ni???

mane2 je la u!!


haha....
cik adk kite ni,tgh bengang ke ataupn bangang???

adess hang ni ngah cari pasai ke???


cik adek bella,bulan rmadhan yg mulai nie x elok bermusuhan(wlupn awk x pose),
coz raye nnti yg mude kne mnx maaf dgn yg tue...
oleh yg demikian,maka i2,jgn la mncri punce agr kamu perlu memnta maaf kpd sy.....
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......................

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:22 pm

napie_4789 wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:
napie_4789 wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:
napie_4789 wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:aduyaii!!! gatal tang situ gak nk hang garukan!!! sengal!!


sengal la plak....
td kate gatal.....
mne 1 yg btol ni???

mane2 je la u!!


haha....
cik adk kite ni,tgh bengang ke ataupn bangang???

adess hang ni ngah cari pasai ke???


cik adek bella,bulan rmadhan yg mulai nie x elok bermusuhan(wlupn awk x pose),
coz raye nnti yg mude kne mnx maaf dgn yg tue...
oleh yg demikian,maka i2,jgn la mncri punce agr kamu perlu memnta maaf kpd sy.....
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......................

adess nk menang jugak die nihh!! ok la org tue!!disbbkan cik bella ni mude so kene la mintak maap kat org tue kan!!so maapkan bella yg mude nih wahai org tue!!Razz

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by napie_4789 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:25 pm

IYO LA....
pok cik maap kn ekau ye bella....
jgn d buek laie...
morano bdn ni hah!!

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by hafiz_mivec88 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:26 pm

back to the topic plis

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by napie_4789 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:30 pm

hafiz_mivec88 wrote:back to the topic plis


ala....lu ni potong la bro.....
bg la gua can.....

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:31 pm

napie_4789 wrote:IYO LA....
pok cik maap kn ekau ye bella....
jgn d buek laie...
morano bdn ni hah!!

yo lah pokcik!! den tau la!!

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by napie_4789 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:43 pm

aL_BeLLa wrote:
napie_4789 wrote:IYO LA....
pok cik maap kn ekau ye bella....
jgn d buek laie...
morano bdn ni hah!!

yo lah pokcik!! den tau la!!


bguih budak ni...
da dongar kato....
esok puoso ae....

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by hafiz_mivec88 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:44 pm

wakakaka..ape da ekau dua org nie,,kejar blik topik tue,,

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:46 pm

hafiz_mivec88 wrote:wakakaka..ape da ekau dua org nie,,kejar blik topik tue,,

hang diam suda!!!biar kiteorg wt hal kat sini!!muuahahahakakaaka..

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:46 pm

napie_4789 wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:
napie_4789 wrote:IYO LA....
pok cik maap kn ekau ye bella....
jgn d buek laie...
morano bdn ni hah!!

yo lah pokcik!! den tau la!!


bguih budak ni...
da dongar kato....
esok puoso ae....

insyallah pokcik!!
tgk la anak sape!!
anak Borhanuddin!!
muahhhhahahakakaka

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by hafiz_mivec88 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:47 pm

klu ko nak wat hal dua org ape kata ko bkak topik lain,,subject hal bella n napie..hahahahaha

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Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:50 pm

hafiz_mivec88 wrote:klu ko nak wat hal dua org ape kata ko bkak topik lain,,subject hal bella n napie..hahahahaha

den malas la
ekao la tolong bukak kan
ekao kan baik,encem!!Razz

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by napie_4789 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:01 pm

hafiz_mivec88 wrote:klu ko nak wat hal dua org ape kata ko bkak topik lain,,subject hal bella n napie..hahahahaha



bro...
x elok ade prasaan iri ati...
kurang pahale pose....

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Re: Mengapa Perlu Kahwin?

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:02 pm

napie_4789 wrote:
hafiz_mivec88 wrote:klu ko nak wat hal dua org ape kata ko bkak topik lain,,subject hal bella n napie..hahahahaha



bro...
x elok ade prasaan iri ati...
kurang pahale pose....

haha cam tau2 je die tu iri
haha

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