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Tiga Kali Je Abang...

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Post by far3dz on Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:44 am

Pada satu malam, ada pasangan yg agak berumur sedang makan malam dengan romantiknya bagi menyambut ulangtahun perkahwinan mereka yg ke 50 tahun.

Suaminya, seorang Tan Sri dan bekas ahli politik mula bercerita tentang nostalgia mereka suami isteri, sekian lama hidup bersama, suka duka, susah dan senang. Si suami memang menyanjung isterinnya, bernama Maria.

"Maria, selama kita kahwin ni, suka duka kita lalui, susah senang kita tempuh, abang amat menyanyang Maria, tapi ada satu perkara yg asyik bermain-main di benak abang ni dan abang selalu bertanya-tanya. Berterus-teranglah dgn abang pada malam ni, pernah tak Maria curang dgn abang selama ni?"

Maria agak terkedu sekejap dan merenung panjang muka suaminya itu, lalu berkata dengan penuh kekesalan, "Ya abang, Maria mengaku pernah curang dgn abang, tapi hanya 3 kali sahaja selama ni"

"3 kali?" Tan Sri tu agak terkejut, tapi tak la marah, dah tua dah dan memang berniat utk memaafkan isterinya,"Bagaimana boleh terjadi 3 kali tu Maria?"

Perlahan jer la isteri dia mula membuka lebaran cerita lama, "Abang ingatkan masa kita mula-mula kawin, terus beli rumah dan selang beberapa tahun, kita susah sangat masa tu hingga rumah kita hampir nak dirampas oleh bank"

"Ya, abang ingat peristiwa tu" jawab si suami. Si isteri menyambung cerita, "Abang pasti ingat yg pada satu petang tu Maria pergi jumpa pegawai bank tu dan esoknya, bank tu tak jadi rampas rumah kita, malah bagi tambahan pinjaman utk abang mulakan perniagaan.."

"Emmmm.. sukar buat abang menerima kenyataan ini, tapi abang maafkan maria kerana apa yg maria buat tu untuk masa depan kita jugak", kata si suami, " Kali ke 2 pulak?"

"Abang ingat tak, abang hampir menemui maut sebab ketumbuhan dalam otak pembedahan?" si isteri menyambung cerita "Ya, abang ingat" jawab si suami. "Kalau macam tu, abang pasti ingat yg Maria ada pergi jumpa doctor pakar tu dan esoknya, dia setuju buat pembedahan utk abang tanpa bayaran apa-apa pun.."

"Oh maria, walau perit hati ini mendengarkan, tapi abang tetap maafkan maria sebab apa yg maria buat tu untuk masa depan kita jugak dan kerana sayangkan abang jugak.. yang kali ke 3 macam mana pulak? ", kata si Tan Sri. Si isteri menundukkan mukanya dan menjawab penuh lemah, "Abang, ingat tak masa abang bertanding merebut kerusi bahagian dan abang perlukan 248 undi lagi...."

Tan Sri pengsan kat situ jugak... What a Face

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by et0n on Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:50 am

gila laa pengorbanan isteri dia.. lol!

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by Mr.Puaka on Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:52 am

ahaha 248 undi.. 248 la pakai dia.. wakakkaka ramai tu.. Twisted Evil

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by cikmie on Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:39 pm

dunia2...nauuzubillah himinzaliq...

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by selendang berduri on Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:41 pm

wujud ke pengorbanan cmner:S

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by napie_4789 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:32 pm

astagfirullah........
ramai nye.......

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:52 pm

wah tu bkn 3 kali je padahal dh 251!!!

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by napie_4789 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:55 pm

aL_BeLLa wrote:wah tu bkn 3 kali je padahal dh 251!!!


pndai nye bella mengire.....
gne kalkulater atau gne hp??

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by hafiz_mivec88 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:56 pm

wah ramainye...

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:57 pm

napie_4789 wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:wah tu bkn 3 kali je padahal dh 251!!!


pndai nye bella mengire.....
gne kalkulater atau gne hp??

gne otak la ngek!!

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by napie_4789 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:03 pm

aL_BeLLa wrote:
napie_4789 wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:wah tu bkn 3 kali je padahal dh 251!!!


pndai nye bella mengire.....
gne kalkulater atau gne hp??

gne otak la ngek!!


EH.....bella da pandai la.....
igt kn msih sengal2 ayam lg....

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:03 pm

napie_4789 wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:
napie_4789 wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:wah tu bkn 3 kali je padahal dh 251!!!


pndai nye bella mengire.....
gne kalkulater atau gne hp??

gne otak la ngek!!


EH.....bella da pandai la.....
igt kn msih sengal2 ayam lg....

hang ni nk kene gigit ke???or nk kene pelempang??

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by napie_4789 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:06 pm

bella x peso...
kantoi......
nk ggit org.....
huu........

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:08 pm

napie_4789 wrote:bella x peso...
kantoi......
nk ggit org.....
huu........

opsss!!! dh bocor rahsie bell!! oit senyap2 suda!!wahkakaakaka!!!
Razz gurau jer

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by Joe on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:09 pm

hahaha
lawak2

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by hafiz_mivec88 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:17 pm

pengorbanan 1 dalam seribu

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:21 pm

hafiz_mivec88 wrote:pengorbanan 1 dalam seribu

perngorbanan yg membawa byk maksud tuh!!!

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by hafiz_mivec88 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:33 pm

bnyak ke,,cuba ko list kan bellla

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:36 pm

hafiz_mivec88 wrote:bnyak ke,,cuba ko list kan bellla

tak terhgga wey!!wahkaka,wt xphm lak

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by hafiz_mivec88 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:38 pm

aku x paham da..btul da..ko kan paham..nie dah terlebih komen da nie

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:44 pm

hafiz_mivec88 wrote:aku x paham da..btul da..ko kan paham..nie dah terlebih komen da nie

phm2 kan je,ehem2

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by Joe on Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:13 pm

aL_BeLLa wrote:
hafiz_mivec88 wrote:pengorbanan 1 dalam seribu

perngorbanan yg membawa byk maksud tuh!!!


yela byk maksud tpi ko fhm ke
maksud tu
wakakakkaka

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:17 pm

Joe wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:
hafiz_mivec88 wrote:pengorbanan 1 dalam seribu

perngorbanan yg membawa byk maksud tuh!!!


yela byk maksud tpi ko fhm ke
maksud tu
wakakakkaka

faham je,pesal ko xphm!!adess bende camtu pn xphm ka??

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by Joe on Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:50 pm

aL_BeLLa wrote:
Joe wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:
hafiz_mivec88 wrote:pengorbanan 1 dalam seribu

perngorbanan yg membawa byk maksud tuh!!!


yela byk maksud tpi ko fhm ke
maksud tu
wakakakkaka

faham je,pesal ko xphm!!adess bende camtu pn xphm ka??

fhm la buat ape aq taye ko soalan td

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Re: Tiga Kali Je Abang...

Post by hafiz_mivec88 on Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:07 pm

adoi korang nie..pening da aku tgok..ko dua org kawin jela..hahahaha

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