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Duda bertemu Janda

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Duda bertemu Janda

Post by nuwinzaaba on Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:00 pm

Di sebuah perkampungan ada seorang duda yang sudah berumur tinggal seorg dirumah nya..anak2nye sume bekerja di bandar... Berdekatan rumah nya itu ada seorang janda yang juga agak berumur dan juga tinggal seorg...Sudah bertahun lama nya mereka berjiran dan sering juga berhubung kala
kesunyian... .Suatu hari..di petang yang redup... si duda duduk di bawah pokok rambai..merenung ke arah rumah si janda... Si janda perasan dan datang menegur si duda... "Pak Uda oii..ape yang di menungkan nye tu... "... Si duda menunduk seketika..lalu menjawab ".. Ada perkara aku
nak bgtu ko ni Mak Jan.."... Berkerut dahi si janda... kerana kelihatan serius pulak si duda tu...

"Ape nyer ..serius je bunyi nyer.."... Si duda merenung si janda... lalu dengan kekuatan yang ade die
berkata... "Aku ni kepingin nak berbinikan ko... ko sudi tak?.."... Sijanda tersenyum..dan diam seketika ..lalu si janda menjawab "Erm...sudi... "... Setelah berborak seketika... si janda dan duda pun pulang
kerumah masing2 kerana hari sudah menjelang senja...

Pada malam itu..si duda gelisah... dia tidak ingat jawapan yand diberikan si janda petang tadi..adakah dia sudi atau tak... yelah dah tue... memori pendek sket... Setelah berfikir sejenak... si duda tidak jugak mendapat jawapan... lalu terpksalah die bertanya sekali lagi kepada si janda...Si duda mendail no telepon si janda..nak datang umah tak elok pulak dah malam2 camni...

"Helo... mak jan..pak uda di sini... aku ingin bertanya... almaklum dah tua mudah lupa... petang tdi aku
bertanya pada ko sudikah ko berkahwin dengan aku..apakah yang ko jawab.."... Mendengar suara si duda..si janda pun berkata "Aku jawab aku sudi..ikhlas dari hati... selamat ko telepon aku ..Pak Uda... "... Si duda pelik dengan kata2 si janda lalu bertnya... "Kenapa... "... Dan si janda menjawab.."Aku pun lupe sape yang ajak aku kawin ptg tadi"

~Moral value of this story... Kalau dh tua nyanyuk maka jgn perasan ler nk kahwin lgik!!~

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by !k!n@Pr!s0N BrEak on Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:04 pm

wakakakaka...yang ni nyanyuk+byk makan semut

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by jahat on Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:09 pm

wakakakakkakak
mane punyer citer yg ko rembat neh win
lol! lol! lol!

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by nuwinzaaba on Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:14 pm

2 la psl kin...lyn2...jgn mkn semut lak dh ler kang tbatal pose 2...hahahha!!~~

hehehehehee member aku anto kat emel aku jap tadik..aku copy & paste kan je ler kat cni jahat....sharing is caring kan?hehe~~!!

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by jahat on Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:21 pm

klu ade ko post la bnyk2 sini
wakakakakakka
lol! lol! lol!

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by selendang berduri on Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:24 pm

hehhee tergolek jap aku bce kisah neh...win ade lagik x...post2 la eklol!

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by nuwinzaaba on Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:26 pm

orait JAHAT & IEYLA beressssssssssss!!kalau ade aku xkan dekot POST kan kat cni
utk sharing ngan korg sumer...korg pon leh je nak POST kan cite lawak korg
2 kat cni leh la aku tumpang baca skali...hiks!muleh gelak guling
sesama ngan yg len kan kan kan?haha!!~~

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by Mr.Puaka on Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:08 pm

hahah.. biar la dorang nak kahwin, ahahahaha tk kira tua ke tak.. ekekeke ape laa Razz

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by adie on Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:01 pm

bagai pinang di belah dua...dua2 pelupa........wakakakak....tq win..meh post lwak2 yg lagi kelakar untuk hiburan dikala boring......... Laughing

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by napie_4789 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:49 pm

aq mushkil la.....
cmner pak ude dgn mak jan tu bleh teringt jln umah msing2??
x tersalah umah plak dorg 2 ek??
aq rase dorg da lupe r yg dorg da kwin 1 ketika dulu........

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:46 pm

nyanyuk2 pun nk kawen agi!!! kalu si pak uda xtepon si mak jan sure mak jan xtau spe org ye kalu org lain tepon mak jan sure pak uda melepas!!! wahkaka

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by napie_4789 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:50 pm

aL_BeLLa wrote:nyanyuk2 pun nk kawen agi!!! kalu si pak uda xtepon si mak jan sure mak jan xtau spe org ye kalu org lain tepon mak jan sure pak uda melepas!!! wahkaka

klu melepas pn x pe...
bella bleh gantikan tempt mak jan

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:56 pm

napie_4789 wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:nyanyuk2 pun nk kawen agi!!! kalu si pak uda xtepon si mak jan sure mak jan xtau spe org ye kalu org lain tepon mak jan sure pak uda melepas!!! wahkaka

klu melepas pn x pe...
bella bleh gantikan tempt mak jan

hampeh xnk aku!!! dh tue2 ni bkn my taste k!! pilih la mude skit!!

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by napie_4789 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:49 pm

aL_BeLLa wrote:
napie_4789 wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:nyanyuk2 pun nk kawen agi!!! kalu si pak uda xtepon si mak jan sure mak jan xtau spe org ye kalu org lain tepon mak jan sure pak uda melepas!!! wahkaka

klu melepas pn x pe...
bella bleh gantikan tempt mak jan

hampeh xnk aku!!! dh tue2 ni bkn my taste k!! pilih la mude skit!!

abih 2 aq ni mude lg ko x nk plak??

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by hafiz_mivec88 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:50 pm

wahhh...mengorat plak da

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:51 pm

napie_4789 wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:
napie_4789 wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:nyanyuk2 pun nk kawen agi!!! kalu si pak uda xtepon si mak jan sure mak jan xtau spe org ye kalu org lain tepon mak jan sure pak uda melepas!!! wahkaka

klu melepas pn x pe...
bella bleh gantikan tempt mak jan

hampeh xnk aku!!! dh tue2 ni bkn my taste k!! pilih la mude skit!!

abih 2 aq ni mude lg ko x nk plak??

mude ke??den ingat ekao dh tue!wahkaka kate pokcik!!Razz

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:52 pm

hafiz_mivec88 wrote:wahhh...mengorat plak da

awat ekao jeles ke??
meh arr masuk line!!
opss!!
Razz

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by napie_4789 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:56 pm

aL_BeLLa wrote:
hafiz_mivec88 wrote:wahhh...mengorat plak da

awat ekao jeles ke??
meh arr masuk line!!
opss!!
Razz


rilex r bell....
biase r....
beu2 cemburu ni aq da biase da.....
2 sume lumrah.....

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:58 pm

napie_4789 wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:
hafiz_mivec88 wrote:wahhh...mengorat plak da

awat ekao jeles ke??
meh arr masuk line!!
opss!!
Razz


rilex r bell....
biase r....
beu2 cemburu ni aq da biase da.....
2 sume lumrah.....

haha biorkan la die tuh!! nk,masuk je la!!

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by nuwinzaaba on Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:50 pm

napie_4789 wrote:aq mushkil la.....
cmner pak ude dgn mak jan tu bleh teringt jln umah msing2??
x tersalah umah plak dorg 2 ek??
aq rase dorg da lupe r yg dorg da kwin 1 ketika dulu........

dh nama nyanyuk... nyanyuk kang kdg2 ingt kdg2 lupa kuikuikui!!~~

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by nuwinzaaba on Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:52 pm

aL_BeLLa wrote:nyanyuk2 pun nk kawen agi!!! kalu si pak uda xtepon si mak jan sure mak jan xtau spe org ye kalu org lain tepon mak jan sure pak uda melepas!!! wahkaka

la dia nyanyuk je tapi nafsu still ade g... xkan ilang dowh muekkekeke!!~~

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by Joe on Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:58 pm

nuwinzaaba wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:nyanyuk2 pun nk kawen agi!!! kalu si pak uda xtepon si mak jan sure mak jan xtau spe org ye kalu org lain tepon mak jan sure pak uda melepas!!! wahkaka

la dia nyanyuk je tapi nafsu still ade g... xkan ilang dowh muekkekeke!!~~


wakakaka
mesti nafsu tiggi
hahaha

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by aL_BeLLa on Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:09 pm

Joe wrote:
nuwinzaaba wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:nyanyuk2 pun nk kawen agi!!! kalu si pak uda xtepon si mak jan sure mak jan xtau spe org ye kalu org lain tepon mak jan sure pak uda melepas!!! wahkaka

la dia nyanyuk je tapi nafsu still ade g... xkan ilang dowh muekkekeke!!~~


wakakaka
mesti nafsu tiggi
hahaha

tau xpe,adesss tue2 bernafsu!!

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by Joe on Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:10 am

aL_BeLLa wrote:
Joe wrote:
nuwinzaaba wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:nyanyuk2 pun nk kawen agi!!! kalu si pak uda xtepon si mak jan sure mak jan xtau spe org ye kalu org lain tepon mak jan sure pak uda melepas!!! wahkaka

la dia nyanyuk je tapi nafsu still ade g... xkan ilang dowh muekkekeke!!~~


wakakaka
mesti nafsu tiggi
hahaha

tau xpe,adesss tue2 bernafsu!!

tau2 la da tue2 pon maseh gatal lgi
wakakakaka

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Re: Duda bertemu Janda

Post by aL_BeLLa on Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:15 am

Joe wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:
Joe wrote:
nuwinzaaba wrote:
aL_BeLLa wrote:nyanyuk2 pun nk kawen agi!!! kalu si pak uda xtepon si mak jan sure mak jan xtau spe org ye kalu org lain tepon mak jan sure pak uda melepas!!! wahkaka

la dia nyanyuk je tapi nafsu still ade g... xkan ilang dowh muekkekeke!!~~


wakakaka
mesti nafsu tiggi
hahaha

tau xpe,adesss tue2 bernafsu!!

tau2 la da tue2 pon maseh gatal lgi


haha!! mcm hang!!
wakakakaka

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