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KANTOI (padan muka)

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KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by nuwinzaaba on Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:12 pm

Suatu hari...seorang suami baru pulang dari meeting (sebenar nye dating)...dan melihat isterinya menangis teresak2...

Suami : Kenapa ni yang?
Isteri : Sudah la bang..lepaskan saja saya ni!!
Suami : Eh..kenapa awak cakap camtu plak??
Isteri : Saya tahu..awak ada jumpa perempuan len kan?
Suami : Eh...apa awak cakap ni??{ kontrol konon }
Isteri : Sudah la bang..semua nya dah tebukti...ada perempuan yang jawab telefon masa saya

call awak...dah banyak kali..
Suami : Eerr..aaa... ba...baik la..abang mengaku..abang ada perempuan len..tapi..apa yang

perempuan tu cakap kat awak?
Isteri : Huh..nyampah. ...mentang2 saya tak tau omputeh...tapi saya ada hafal apa yang dia

cakap..
Suami : Dia cakap apa?
Isteri : Dia cakap.."The number u have call..cannot be reached at this momment..Please try

again"...asal saya telefon je..dia cakap camtu...dia tak reti cakap Melayu ke????

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Re: KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by tongkat warent on Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:47 pm

wakakakakakakakaka...sekali kantoi da.. Laughing

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Re: KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by nuwinzaaba on Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:14 pm

tongkat warent wrote:wakakakakakakakaka...sekali kantoi da.. Laughing

haha tau xpew... nak nipu xreti nak kaber2 huhu... pdn muka... akhirnya kantoi ahaks!!~~

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Re: KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by selendang berduri on Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:23 pm

wakakkaka mmpu gelak je

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Re: KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by nuwinzaaba on Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:52 pm

haha gelak jgn xgelak hiks!!~~

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Post by hafiz_mivec88 on Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:03 am

wakakaka kantoi2,,

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Re: KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by Mr.Puaka on Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:23 am

moral of the story - belajar dan cuba kuasailah bahasa english. Razz

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Re: KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by cikmie on Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:15 am

ok la tuh tak reti bahasa english pon laki dia kantoi gak..terror la dia nih..

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Re: KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by nuwinzaaba on Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:19 am

hehe tau xpew hafiz ahaks...!!~~

tol 2 poke... ko jg bini molek2 yer hehe...!!~~

haha cikmie tau xpew... sepandai2 tupai melompat akhirnya jth ke tnh jua kuikuikui!!~~

~~Honestly Is The Best Policy!!~~

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Re: KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by Pelangi on Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:25 am

nanges wat pe belasah la
ishk ishk ishk


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Re: KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by nuwinzaaba on Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:35 am

wakakakaka sis pel 2 tndanya isteri solehah... dia men cara halus tapi bbisa haha... dlm inesen dia pon leh mbongkar sgala kecurangan suami dia 2, itu lah kelebihan yg ade pd seorg isteri... ade aura la keh keh keh! tabik spring kat isteri mcm neh hahaha!!~~

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Re: KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by et0n on Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:39 am

Pelangi wrote:nanges wat pe belasah la
ishk ishk ishk


kalu eton pon eton belasah (belasah2 manja gitu) Laughing
tapi bini dia ni sengal badak betol..
wakakakkaa...lawak2

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Re: KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by Pelangi on Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:45 am

tu la sis geram
mana ader lagi wife camnie sekarang
kalau sis, belasah smackdown jer,
x sempat dah nak belasah manja-manja
tapi lawak . layan jer.

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Post by cikmie on Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:53 am

heheh..tuh pasal aku kene cari isteri solehah..kang kena blasah betol2 bahaya..kalau blasah manja2 takpe..heheeee

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Post by nuwinzaaba on Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:15 pm

wakakakaka hebat para isteri kita sis eton & sis pel nak blsh ek? leh bukak club sumo 2 hehe... gomol jgn xgomol haha...!!~~

cikmie smoga dpt isteri yg solehah yer mdh2an amin3x hiks!!~~

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Re: KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by aL_BeLLa on Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:45 am

wahkaka...sengal je posts nih!! but cool ma..thanks nuwin!!bagi lelaki yg dh berumah tangge silalah jaga rahsia anda baik2 jgn terkantoi lak!! wahkaka

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Re: KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by nuwinzaaba on Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:50 am

aL_BeLLa wrote:wahkaka...sengal je posts nih!! but cool ma..thanks nuwin!!bagi lelaki yg dh berumah tangge silalah jaga rahsia anda baik2 jgn terkantoi lak!! wahkaka

sama2 bella... hehe mmg sengal tapi penoh pengajaran & iktibar hiks!!~~

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Re: KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by DJ Mr Syafiq on Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:19 pm

perghhh sakai tol bini dye itu pon x taw ker wakakakakak

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Re: KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by nuwinzaaba on Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:21 pm

DJ Mr Syafiq wrote:perghhh sakai tol bini dye itu pon x taw ker wakakakakak

sakai2 bini dia pon akhirnya laki dia kantoi gak kan? sape yg sakai sbnrnyer? muekekkeke!!~~

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Re: KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by jacksperow on Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:43 pm

wakakakkakakkakakak....

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Re: KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by napie_4789 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:31 pm

adui ai....
ni 1 lg mslh...
ape ke sengal nor bini die 2??
kn awek dlm tepon 2 suro try again,so try je la laki org laen plak.....

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Re: KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by nuwinzaaba on Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:31 pm

napie_4789 wrote:adui ai....
ni 1 lg mslh...
ape ke sengal nor bini die 2??
kn awek dlm tepon 2 suro try again,so try je la laki org laen plak.....

huhu sengal stetmen ko neh ahaks!!~~

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Re: KANTOI (padan muka)

Post by Joe on Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:53 pm

hahah padah muke
wakakakka

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