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SURAT CINTA LAWAK & SADIS

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Post by nuwinzaaba on Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:30 am

“Valentine hari tu ayang tanya tang mane kite sayang kat ayang. Time tu
kite tak dapat nak jawab. Semalam ayang merajuk ngan kite, kite dah
penat nak layan. Ayang call kat kite kite malas nak jawab. Tang mane
erk kite sayang kat ayang? Semalaman kite duk pk soalan tu. Pernah ke?
Maybe tak sedalam cinta Titanic atau Taj Mahal. Sayang kite kat ayang
sangatla kerdil. Sebab tu la ayang selalu merajuk erk? Tak tahula,
setahu kite:

1. Sebelum kite kenal kat ayang, setiap sem kite dapat Anugerah Dekan.
Bile dah kenal ngan ayang, setiap sem kite repeat paper. Sebelum kenal
ngan ayang kite belajar pakai duit biasiswa, lepas kenal ngan ayang,
keluar makan lagi nak mintak duit ngan emak kite.

2. Kalau ade 1 buah epal, kite bagi je kat ayang Kalau ade 2 buah epal, kita bagi yang besar kat ayang.

3. Kalau kite makan ikan, ayang makan tang badan ikan tu, kite pula makan tang kepala ikan tu je.

4. Ayang ni tak la cun sangat, tapi kite tak pernah kutuk ayang tak
cun. Tapi kite yang hensem ni ayang lagi nak kutuk ngan member depan
kite, kata kite tak hensem langsung. Eera Fazira berlalu depan mata,
kite diam je. Takut kalau puji kang ayang marah. Mat Indon duk depan
Sogo ayang gi ngorat time kite gi tandas. Siap mintak nombor tepon
depan kite lagi.

5. Kalau keluar ngan ayang, ayang slambe nak makan Starbucks, kite tipu
kite dah kenyang, padahal bile dah sampai kat umah kite makan mee maggi.

6. Sebelum kenal ngan ayang., kite tak pernah ade girlfriend. Selepas
ayang kenal ngan kite, genaplah koleksi ayang ada 20 boyfriend kesemua
nya. Kite tak pernah marah ayang plagirl, dah tu ayang kata kite cam
sami buddha.

7. Kalau ayang rasa nak cium kite, ayang cium terus tak pernah tanya
pun. Tapi bile kite rasa nak cium ayang, lepas tanye lagi nak kene
reject.

8. Ayang selalu pukul dada kite, tampar muka kite, cubit peha kite,
kite tak pernah tengking sekali pun, apatah lagi nak cubit, nak tampar,
nak pukul?

9. Pernah ayang tanya kalau ayang jatuh cinta ngan laki lain, kite nak
buat ape. Kite kate kite nak bunuh laki tu. Tapi bile kite tanya kalau
kite jatuh cinta kat pompuan lain, ayang nak buat ape, ayang kata nak bunuh kite, emak kite, ayah kite ngan nenek kite.

10. Kite beli mask Clinique ngan ayang harga RM300 kite kate harga
RM30. Ayang beli jam tangan kat kite harga RM30 ayang kate harga RM300.

11. Setiap kali berjumpe kite bagi hadiah kat ayang, tapi setiap tahun birthday kite ayang kate dah lupe.

12. Kite rosakkan headphone walkman ayang, kite ganti satu discman baru. Ayang rosakkan kerete kite, ayang buat derk je.

13. Sekali ayang demam, kite kene diet 2kg nak jaga ayang. Sekali kite demam, ayang tambah berat 2kg sebab abiskan makanan kite.

14. Kite tak pernah kata ayang pendek, ayang marah kite tinggi sangat, member ayang ketawakan ayang.

15. Ayang datang umah kite, kite tido sofa, kite datang umah ayang, kite gak yang tido kat sofa.

16. Mak kite belikan rantai Tiffany ngan ayang. Mak ayang tak pernah ajak kite makan kat umah ayang walau sekalipun.

17. Kucing umah kite bersalin, kite bagi nak kucing yang paling cute
kat ayang, 2 hari je ayang bela, kucing tu dah mati. Ayang tak kate pa
pe pun. Ayang bagi ikan emas yang dah dekat mati kat kite, 2 hari kite
bela dah mati. Ayang kata nak bunuh semua anak kucing kite.

18. Ayang kalau nak pakai duit kite, terus ambil takyah bagitau. 30 ke
80 ke seratus ke selagi wallet kite ade duit. Aritu kite nak pinjam 10
ringgit sebab terlupe bawa wallet, ayang kate kite kedekut.

19. Birthday ayang kite tak pernah terlupe. Birthday kite arini ayang tak pernah ingat.

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Post by aL_BeLLa on Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:37 am

sis lawak ke??kalu bell jadi laki tu dh lame touching forever n ever..btw sis thanks la!!

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Post by nuwinzaaba on Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:39 am

aL_BeLLa wrote:sis lawak ke??kalu bell jadi laki tu dh lame touching forever n ever..btw sis thanks la!!

bella tajuk surat neh kan surat lawak & sadis... sadis 2 mksdnya sedih la dik syg huhu... so surat neh ade lawak dlm sedey & ade sedey dlm lawak... 2 in 1...ngeeeeee!!~~

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Post by cikmie on Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:56 am

cinta mati nih..kalau aku jadi laki tuh..hish taktau la...tapi aku nih penyabar...

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Post by hafiz_mivec88 on Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:02 pm

sadis2...

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Post by nuwinzaaba on Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:24 pm

cikmie wrote:cinta mati nih..kalau aku jadi laki tuh..hish taktau la...tapi aku nih penyabar...

hehe cikmie penyabar ek? muekekkeke untong sape dpt cikmie 2 ahaks... caiyok2 cikmie ngeee!!~~

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Post by nuwinzaaba on Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:25 pm

hafiz_mivec88 wrote:sadis2...

sadis ek? hehe jgn nanes lak hafiz kaber2 sket... biasa la 2 dlm suka ade duka & sbaliknya kan? so sndrik mau ingt ler hehe!!~~

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Post by cikmie on Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:26 pm

nuwinzaaba wrote:
cikmie wrote:cinta mati nih..kalau aku jadi laki tuh..hish taktau la...tapi aku nih penyabar...

hehe cikmie penyabar ek? muekekkeke untong sape dpt cikmie 2 ahaks... caiyok2 cikmie ngeee!!~~

uya la sapa lagi win... Embarassed Embarassed

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Post by hafiz_mivec88 on Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:51 pm

kaber tu ape ye,,dah bnayk dgr,,tp x paham

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Post by Pijan on Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:53 pm

hafiz_mivec88 wrote:kaber tu ape ye,,dah bnayk dgr,,tp x paham

Kaber Khushi Kaber Gham <~~~ Tajuk Filem hindustan

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Post by nuwinzaaba on Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:55 pm

cikmie wrote:
nuwinzaaba wrote:
cikmie wrote:cinta mati nih..kalau aku jadi laki tuh..hish taktau la...tapi aku nih penyabar...

hehe cikmie penyabar ek? muekekkeke untong sape dpt cikmie 2 ahaks... caiyok2 cikmie ngeee!!~~

uya la sapa lagi win...

hahaha lupa ko tgh bcinta ngan adik kandung aku UYA ek cikmie? orait bebeh muekekeke!!~~

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Post by hafiz_mivec88 on Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:56 pm

kaber2

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Post by nuwinzaaba on Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:59 pm

heehehehe cover jgn x cover dik oit ahaks, xpaham gak xtau la hafiz kuikuikui!!~~

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Post by hafiz_mivec88 on Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:01 pm

ooo,,pham2,,thanks

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Post by nuwinzaaba on Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:02 pm

Pijan wrote:
hafiz_mivec88 wrote:kaber tu ape ye,,dah bnayk dgr,,tp x paham

Kaber Khushi Kaber Gham <~~~ Tajuk Filem hindustan

Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham tau r kuikuikui!!~~

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Post by nuwinzaaba on Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:03 pm

hafiz_mivec88 wrote:ooo,,pham2,,thanks

no hal hafiz.. sama2.. xtau tnya je ahaks! sis mmg suka guna BI Baku neh psl BI Standard fail muekkeke!!~~

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Post by hafiz_mivec88 on Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:03 pm

cover2 la..ape da

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Post by nuwinzaaba on Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:05 pm

hafiz_mivec88 wrote:cover2 la..ape da

wakakakkah hafiz lenkalik sis taip BI Standard je klu ngan hafiz yer psl hafiz kureng paham ahaks... beressssssss!!~~

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Post by hafiz_mivec88 on Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:07 pm

wakakka..sory la x brape pham da..malu bertanye sesat jalan ,,so buat muka x malu je tnye,,huhuhu

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Post by nuwinzaaba on Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:08 pm

hafiz_mivec88 wrote:wakakka..sory la x brape pham da..malu bertanye sesat jalan ,,so buat muka x malu je tnye,,huhuhu

bgs hafiz.. sis suka org yg suka btnya... psl sis suka menjawab muekekkeke, klu ade sbarang kemusykilan lagik jgn la segan2 nak tnya yer.. sila2 lah tnya ngeee, sedia membantu kah3x!!~~

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Post by hafiz_mivec88 on Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:10 pm

ok..nanti tnye lg,,kaunter pertanyaan tutup pkul brape..office our ka waaakakaka

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Post by nuwinzaaba on Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:16 pm

24 hours hafiz .... klu xbjwb 2 mknanya not at my desk la, paham2 je la dik... wakkakkkaa ampOoOon!!~~

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Post by hafiz_mivec88 on Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:56 pm

ok sis,,thanks

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Post by napie_4789 on Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:03 pm

bile la aq nk ade awek mcm ni...
x sabar nk pupuskn org mcm ni dr muke bumi nie....
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Post by nuwinzaaba on Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:44 pm

napie_4789 wrote:bile la aq nk ade awek mcm ni...
x sabar nk pupuskn org mcm ni dr muke bumi nie....
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klu ko adew awek yg jns cenggini alamat nyeh botak la paler ko 2 muekekkeke!!~~

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